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Funny Blunders Costing Millions
One of the biggest mistakes companies make is to invest huge…

Shoplifting, Police, Slow Children and Surprises – April Friday Funnies is Here!
Welcome to April Friday Funnies! April, when thoughts run…

Littering Police and Water Rationing – Time for Friday Funnies
Welcome, once again, to this month's edition of Friday Funnies! Before…

A Confused Inventor, an Off Limits Park, Spa Tools to Avoid and Uneducated Drivers – February Friday Funnies
Welcome to February's Friday Funnies! The economy is heating…

Of Synagogues, Automatic Doors, AAT and OPI
Dear Profit, Translating is converting written communication…

Friday Funnies: Questionable Duties and Dining Choices
Happy Friday! The revelry of the holiday season…

Variants, Cold Waves, Teapots and Boxing – Year-end Lessons in Clarity
Season's Greetings!
Our mid-month email normally features information…

Spiders, Goats, Skates and KFC make for Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays! 'Tis the season for warm…

A Step Sister or a Sister-In-Law, Lost in Translation for your Organization
Hello, Profit, You may be aware of Machine Translation (MT),…

Shemomechama this Thanksgiving – Friday Funnies to the Rescue
November marks the start of the holiday season and Thanksgiving…

Language Enhanced Websites. Undeniable Opportunities
Virtually all US enterprises have a website in English. But few…

A Bottled Grim Reaper, a Cholesterol Overload and an Unwanted Option – October Friday Funnies is Here!
A very happy Friday, Alex, Crisp breezes and the…

Tales from the Trenches: How NOT Surfing Saved Us and Our Client
As one of the oldest language agencies in the US, we’ve encountered some…

Bargains, H2O Directions, Fresh Eats, Grovin’ and One Hot Flight – Friday Funnies are HERE!
A very happy September to you! Every month we celebrate…

Why we don’t always follow instructions
Traditionally, the motto in US business is that the client is…

Friday Funnies – The Toothpaste, the Ice Cream, the Cleaners, the Root Canal and the Complaint Desk
A new month and a new journey into the world of misanthrope-drafted…

How to Talk when you can’t Speak
Most people, from presidents to press corps, are unaware that…

Friday Funnies – Independence Day Edition
A very happy 4th of July Weekend to all!
With…

Inuktitut, Tongan and Twi… Oh Yes
Dear Alex,
As you’re aware, we at Auerbach International translate…

May Friday Funnies – Horny Moses
As we all enter the Memorial Day weekend and the beginning of…

Inspiring Dalai Lama Documentary in 21 languages over four May-June weekends
Hello everyone,
How does one capture the essence of one of…

April Friday Funnies – Ask for Bottled Water
Welcome to the April edition of Friday Funnies, Auerbach International's…

Don’t let your Business Tootie him with Vigor
Happy Spring,
Welcome to the March 2021 installment of FRIDAY…

A language lesson from Mazda
Happy February!
It's time for a funny lesson…
Imagine that…

A Laugh during this Challenging Holiday Season!
Holiday Greetings to All! I hope this finds you free of Covid…

Turkey, Jabuticaba Sauce, Mashed Cassavas and Banh Trung Thu!
Happy Thanksgiving! Many of us think of Thanksgiving as…

New Business Paths and Laughs for the Beginning of Fall
Welcome to Fall 2020! Today is the beginning of the most challenging…

You Can Never Be Too Careful
Welcome back to our irregularly scheduled programming:
Here…

Critical Mistakes causing Unintended Humor
Welcome to another episode of “Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn…

A Pool, a Vacuum Cleaner and a Dentist – No Way to Run a Business
It’s time, once again, for the Auerbach International tour…
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