{"id":16139,"date":"2024-06-21T13:29:30","date_gmt":"2024-06-21T18:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=16139"},"modified":"2024-11-10T00:22:39","modified_gmt":"2024-11-10T00:22:39","slug":"demanding-buttons-foul-fowl-carrying-your-and-a-dystopian-future-friday-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/demanding-buttons-foul-fowl-carrying-your-and-a-dystopian-future-friday-funnies\/","title":{"rendered":"Demanding Buttons, Foul Fowl, Carrying Your…, and a Dystopian Future: FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nHere we are, in the throes of June! Summer is officially underway with dreams of beach time, lake time, camping time and vacation time dominating our collective consciousness. We just celebrated Juneteenth this week but there are upcoming dates to celebrate. For example the following await our attention:<\/p>\n

National Onion Ring Day<\/strong>
\nNational Paul Bunyan Day<\/strong>
\nNational Sunglasses Day<\/strong><\/p>\n

Those and many more celebratory opportunities lie ahead in June. Though we may miss one or two as the days pass, there’s always another observance to enjoy. That’s not the case when it comes to mistranslated documents. One amateurish translation mistake can bring a cascade of problems to your firm. You’ve worked hard to put your business in the position to succeed. Don’t let a translation mistake cripple your business and its reputation. Always use a professional translation firm like Auerbach International<\/strong> to ensure that your organization doesn’t suffer from the following types of translation blunders:<\/p>\n

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That sure is an interesting public service notice. Ah, the promise of an apocalyptic future. Can’t wait!<\/p>\n

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I beg your pardon????<\/p>\n

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Wise words to live by!<\/p>\n

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Excuse me? That’s a pretty bossy demand and not even a “please”!<\/p>\n

At Auerbach International<\/a>, our mission is to make certain your translation needs are perfect in word and meaning. Whether your organization requires translated documents, forms, a multilingual website, manuals, marketing materials, dubbed or subtitled videos, or phone or in-person interpreters, you can rest assured that your project will be done perfectly by professional linguists who know not only the languages being translated but the industry within which your organization operates. Many translation firms assign translators without formal linguistic training and who have limited or no knowledge of your particular industry. Hiring such a firm is like ordering a BLT sandwich and only getting the lettuce and tomato!<\/p>\n

Auerbach International<\/a> can help you expand into new markets. Markets that don’t have rude chickens!<\/p>\n

A final thought from the great Groucho Marx:\u00a0\u201cWhen you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, \u2018Damn, that was fun.\u2019\u201d\u00a0Best ~<\/p>\n

Best ~<\/p>\n

Chris Hempel
\nDirector of Client Success
\nwww.auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nchris@auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nphone 415-592-0042 X125
\nmobile 818-445-4451<\/p>\n

\u201c3 Decades. 2 Billion Words. A+ Accuracy. Superior Translation Services.”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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