{"id":20135,"date":"2024-11-22T19:15:53","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T19:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=20135"},"modified":"2025-10-18T18:08:12","modified_gmt":"2025-10-18T18:08:12","slug":"manure-menu-chanting-challenges-its-friday-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/manure-menu-chanting-challenges-its-friday-funnies\/","title":{"rendered":"Manure Menu – Chanting Challenges – It’s Friday Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here we are in the middle of November, the beginning of the holiday season. With numerous dates to celebrate throughout these 30 days, all are worthy of a joyous observance. Most of us regularly honor the following:<\/p>\n

National Deviled Egg Day<\/strong>
\nWorld Jellyfish Day<\/strong>
\nNational Chicken Lady Day<\/strong>
\nLove Your Freckles Day.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I would be remiss if I failed to mention the biggest holiday of the month. Yup, Black Friday is just one short week away! Throngs of ravenous shoppers, maniacally focused on getting the best and biggest discount of the year… on gifts that will be gathering dust by the middle of January.<\/p>\n

Shoppers know that sale signage is often incomplete. But even confusing signs pale in comparison to inaccurately translated signs that embrace global travelers in a grip of total confusion.<\/p>\n

At Auerbach International we believe you and your business deserve the very best in clarity and accuracy in your communications with non-English speakers. As always, the following examples of amateur mistranslations provide chuckles and relief… that you didn’t cause them.<\/p>\n

\"fridayMaybe the local association of tavern owners are behind this friendly public safety recommendation.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"fridayNothing like a light meal of Dog and Sheep turds – just what you’d expect from the “Titbits” portion of the menu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"fridatWho defines what a “noise” is? Who determines that a particular noise is confusing? And what am I chanting? I’m confused!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"fridayOk, but does SOONING come in a can? In a bottle? Will I need a SOONING opener?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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As we gather together over a Thanksgiving meal, we may share these malaprops with friends and family members. But your business communications are far too valuable to trust to amateurs. You and your team work relentlessly to grow your business. We believe you deserve nothing but the best from your trusted vendor partners.<\/p>\n

Auerbach International<\/strong><\/a> guarantees A+ accuracy and personalized service from real people, not AI bots. You provide the highest level of quality to your customers. It’s our belief that you should expect industry-leading service from your professional translation partner.<\/p>\n

Give us a call<\/strong><\/a> and we can discuss your requirements, provide options for you and create a complimentary quote that reflects the professionalism and quality your business deserves… with 100% accuracy, and never a turkey, from over 30 years of service to quality clients like you.<\/p>\n

A final thought from Stephen Hawking: \u201cI have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre\u00addetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.\u201d<\/p>\n

Chris Hempel
\nDirector of Client Success
\nwww.auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nchris@auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nphone 415-592-0042 X125
\nmobile 818-445-4451<\/p>\n

\u201c3 Decades. 2 Billion Words. A+ Accuracy. Superior Translation Services.”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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