{"id":20699,"date":"2025-03-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=20699"},"modified":"2025-04-19T21:34:22","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T21:34:22","slug":"dental-clergy-tough-tailors-destination-unknown-and-birthday-suits-its-friday-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/dental-clergy-tough-tailors-destination-unknown-and-birthday-suits-its-friday-funnies\/","title":{"rendered":"Dental Clergy, Tough Tailors, Destination Unknown and Birthday Suits &#8211; it&#8217;s Friday Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignfull is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis: 30%;\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\r\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"205\" height=\"246\" class=\"wp-image-20700\" style=\"width: 290px; height: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/lion.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0March has come in like a Lion. Storms of rain and snow have covered most of the country, disrupting transportation from coast to coast. Many of us are spending our time indoors, contemplating all the upcoming important days to celebrate this month.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For example:<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\r\n<li><strong>National False Teeth Day<\/strong><\/li>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<li><strong>Multiple Personality Day<\/strong><\/li>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<li><strong>National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day<\/strong><\/li>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<li><strong>Sock Monkey Day.<\/strong><\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-fe466320 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top: var(--wp--preset--spacing--70); padding-bottom: var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis: 30%;\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\r\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"280\" height=\"180\" class=\"wp-image-20701\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/ai.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With such exciting celebrations ahead, there&#8217;s never a dull moment. And speaking of rousing, the use of AI when translating content for your company can be uncomfortably rousing. Sometimes AI is adequate to translate simple statements or instructions but AI alone does not handle many translation needs accurately.<\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-custom-weight wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The following wacky examples are not AI mistranslations. Rather, they are amateur human errors:<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-b3078a59 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top: var(--wp--preset--spacing--60); padding-bottom: var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" class=\"wp-image-20706\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/dentist.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">An ad from a Hong Kong dentist:<br \/><strong>&#8220;Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"wp-image-20711\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tailor.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">A sign at a Greek tailor shop read:<br \/><strong>&#8220;Order your summers suit. Because as big rush we will execute customers in rotation.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-bd2da315 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top: 0; padding-bottom: var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" class=\"wp-image-20752\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/airline.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/airline.jpg 225w, https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/airline-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">A sign at a Copenhagen airline office read:<br \/><strong>&#8220;We take your bags and send them in all directions.&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" class=\"wp-image-20753\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/laundry.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">A laundry sign in Rome stated:<br \/><strong><strong>&#8220;Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A professional organization like yours requires professional translations. Relying on amateurs or AI for your translations will inevitably end with confusing or reputation damaging mistakes. Some of the pitfalls of using AI for your company&#8217;s translations include the inability of AI to grasp subtle language like sarcasm and humor, and difficulty with cultural nuances.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You deserve the highest quality translations when communicating with non-English speaking customers or colleagues. For over 30 years,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/xfjfh8qh.r.us-west-1.awstrack.me\/L0\/https:%2F%2Flt.apptivo.com%2Fapptivo-message%2Felr%2F%2FMjI1NTQwXzQ0NDU3NzU5XzE3NDI1ODQ2MTMyNDg_1ltr=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hdWVyYmFjaC1pbnRsLmNvbS8=\/1\/01110195ba2358b9-3cc8dd9b-56ce-4708-b0c3-13f278c15927-000000\/3umfUu3lnNsaoekp1ZPO_eH4sdQ=203\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Auerbach International<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0has been a trusted vendor partner to companies like yours. You receive personalized attention from linguists who have a minimum of 10 years of translation experience and your projects will receive A+ accuracy in 120 languages; on time, every time.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drop us a line or give us a<strong>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/xfjfh8qh.r.us-west-1.awstrack.me\/L0\/https:%2F%2Flt.apptivo.com%2Fapptivo-message%2Felr%2F%2FMjI1NTQwXzQ0NDU3NzU5XzE3NDI1ODQ2MTMyNDg_2ltr=aHR0cHM6Ly9hdWVyYmFjaC1pbnRsLmNvbS9jb250YWN0LXVzLw==\/1\/01110195ba2358b9-3cc8dd9b-56ce-4708-b0c3-13f278c15927-000000\/KZK7TmGBPDufQGM6B52zhd_ySEo=203\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">call<\/a><\/strong>. to get a complimentary quote with top precision.\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A final thought from Mae West:\u00a0\u201cBetween two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.&#8221;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Best ~<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris Hempel<br \/>Director of Client Success<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/xfjfh8qh.r.us-west-1.awstrack.me\/L0\/https:%2F%2Flt.apptivo.com%2Fapptivo-message%2Felr%2F%2FMjI1NTQwXzQ0NDU3NzU5XzE3NDI1ODQ2MTMyNDg_3ltr=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hdWVyYmFjaC1pbnRsLmNvbQ==\/1\/01110195ba2358b9-3cc8dd9b-56ce-4708-b0c3-13f278c15927-000000\/f-sKmYa2Xz0ElrJCXoIJ8nkrJWY=203\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">www.auerbach-intl.com<\/a><br \/><a href=\"mailto:chris@auerbach-intl.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">chris@auerbach-intl.com<\/a><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">phone 415-592-0042 X125<br \/>mobile 818-445-4451<\/p>\r\n\r\n<div class=\"brz-root__container\">\u00a0<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0March has come in like a Lion. Storms of rain and snow have covered most of the country, disrupting transportation from coast to coast. Many of us are spending our time indoors, contemplating all the upcoming important days to celebrate this month. For example: With such exciting celebrations ahead, there&#8217;s never a dull moment. And&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/dental-clergy-tough-tailors-destination-unknown-and-birthday-suits-its-friday-funnies\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dental Clergy, Tough Tailors, Destination Unknown and Birthday Suits &#8211; it&#8217;s Friday Funnies<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"brizy-blank-template.php","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloopers-branding-and-mis-translations","category-newsletter","entry"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20699"}],"version-history":[{"count":71,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20834,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20699\/revisions\/20834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}