{"id":21052,"date":"2025-07-18T14:45:11","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T14:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=21052"},"modified":"2025-07-18T14:48:04","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T14:48:04","slug":"a-moo-stake-a-holy-spud-unwelcome-visitors-and-beer-errors-its-friday-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/a-moo-stake-a-holy-spud-unwelcome-visitors-and-beer-errors-its-friday-funnies\/","title":{"rendered":"A MOO-stake, a Holy Spud, Unwelcome Visitors and Beer-errors &#8211; It&#8217;s Friday Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignfull is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis: 30%;\"><br \/><\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignfull is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<p>Ah, July! The middle of summer is here and already we&#8217;re seeing ads for back to school &#8211; to the delight of a few parents. Many of you are in the midst of vacations here or abroad, enjoying new sites, sounds and flavors. Maybe you&#8217;re enjoying a staycation and observing some of the delightful celebrations in July such as:<\/p>\r\n<p><strong>National Junk Food Day<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Talk in an Elevator Day<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Teddy Bear Picnic Day<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>National Eat Your Jello Day.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>July is also celebrated as National Horseradish Month, National World Watercolor Month and National Foreign Language Month. Whether you&#8217;re spending the month in the US or traveling abroad, you&#8217;ve likely encountered conversations about horseradish condiments or watercolor art &#8211; often in languages other than English. Global influences shape our everyday experiences. In business, clear and effective communication is critical for our reputation and our success. Consider these real-life blunders made by major corporations when communication missed the mark:<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-c05257ab wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21053\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/potato.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"150\" \/><\/figure>\r\n<p><strong>An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Pope&#8217;s visit. Instead of &#8220;I Saw the Pope&#8221; &#8211; el Papa &#8211; the shirts were mistakenly printed as &#8220;I Saw the Potato&#8221; &#8211; la papa.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21056\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/pepsi-210x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/pepsi-210x300.png 210w, https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/pepsi.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/figure>\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Pepsi&#8217;s &#8220;Come alive with the Pepsi Generation&#8221; translated into &#8220;Pepsi brings your relatives back from the Grave&#8221; in Chinese.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-4786e9c5 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21055\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/pain.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"220\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/pain.jpg 220w, https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/pain-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/figure>\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Coors incorrectly translated it&#8217;s slogan, &#8220;Turn it Loose,&#8221; into Spanish, where it was read as, &#8220;Suffer from Diarrhea.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21054\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/cow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/figure>\r\n<p><strong>Clairol introduced the &#8220;Mist Stick,&#8221; a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that &#8220;mist&#8221; is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for a &#8220;Manure Stick.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<p>Translation mistakes can be amusing &#8211; unless your business is the one making them. While amateur translations may seem like a cost-savings upfront, they can seriously harm your brand and future business opportunities. AI tools may offer word-for-word accurately, but they often miss the nuance of context and local idioms that can completely alter the intended meaning. Only a professional, native-speaking linguist can deliver the precision and cultural sensitivity your business truly deserves.<\/p>\r\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/xfjfh8qh.r.us-west-1.awstrack.me\/L0\/https:%2F%2Flt.apptivo.com%2Fapptivo-message%2Felr%2F%2FMjI1NTQwXzQ4ODAxNzU4XzE3NTI4NDg3MjY5MTU_1ltr=aHR0cHM6Ly9hdWVyYmFjaC1pbnRsLmNvbQ==\/1\/011101981ded04f2-58ef7e7c-1f7f-433f-b1ae-10be4c6a3882-000000\/T6O45HZmOrhHf49Iw7XKw6AJ-gI=220\" data-mce-attribute=\"{&quot;attributeId&quot;:&quot;attribute_link_1749604887359_144_1148441749604887359_373&quot;,&quot;isMandatory&quot;:false,&quot;isEnabled&quot;:true,&quot;canBeRemoved&quot;:true,&quot;attributeTag&quot;:&quot;link&quot;,&quot;attributeGroup&quot;:&quot;commonAttributes&quot;,&quot;layoutType&quot;:&quot;Message Template&quot;,&quot;labelName&quot;:&quot;Link&quot;,&quot;label&quot;:{&quot;originalLabel&quot;:&quot;Link&quot;,&quot;modifiedLabel&quot;:&quot;Link&quot;},&quot;link&quot;:{&quot;value&quot;:&quot;Auerbach International&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging&quot;},&quot;anchorTagStyle&quot;:&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 255);&quot;}\" data-mce-is-message-template-attribute=\"Y\" data-mce-is-message-template=\"Y\" data-mce-attribute-id=\"attribute_link\">Auerbach International<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0uses only Master&#8217;s degreed or equivalent native linguists who&#8217;ve been in professional practice for a minimum of 10 years. With our team, your mist stick will never stink!<\/p>\r\n<p>We&#8217;ll deliver your translation project with speed, cultural accuracy and with exceptional personal service. Email us or click <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/xfjfh8qh.r.us-west-1.awstrack.me\/L0\/https:%2F%2Flt.apptivo.com%2Fapptivo-message%2Felr%2F%2FMjI1NTQwXzQ4ODAxNzU4XzE3NTI4NDg3MjY5MTU_2ltr=aHR0cHM6Ly9hdWVyYmFjaC1pbnRsLmNvbS9nZXQtcXVvdGUv\/1\/011101981ded04f2-58ef7e7c-1f7f-433f-b1ae-10be4c6a3882-000000\/HAdElp7PcaPW426hOrh9FLyFljU=220\">HERE<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0for a free quote!<\/p>\r\n<p>And this parting thought from Thomas Sowell: &#8220;It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.&#8221;<\/p>\r\n<p>Best ~<\/p>\r\n<p>Chris Hempel<br \/>Director of Client Success<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20784\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"95\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/xfjfh8qh.r.us-west-1.awstrack.me\/L0\/https:%2F%2Flt.apptivo.com%2Fapptivo-message%2Felr%2F%2FMjI1NTQwXzQ0NDU3NzU5XzE3NDI1ODQ2MTMyNDg_3ltr=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hdWVyYmFjaC1pbnRsLmNvbQ==\/1\/01110195ba2358b9-3cc8dd9b-56ce-4708-b0c3-13f278c15927-000000\/f-sKmYa2Xz0ElrJCXoIJ8nkrJWY=203\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">www.auerbach-intl.com<\/a><br \/><a href=\"mailto:chris@auerbach-intl.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">chris@auerbach-intl.com<\/a><\/p>\r\n<p>phone 415-592-0042 X125<br \/>mobile 818-445-4451<\/p>\r\n\r\n<div class=\"brz-root__container\">\u00a0<\/div>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, July! The middle of summer is here and already we&#8217;re seeing ads for back to school &#8211; to the delight of a few parents. Many of you are in the midst of vacations here or abroad, enjoying new sites, sounds and flavors. Maybe you&#8217;re enjoying a staycation and observing some of the delightful celebrations&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/a-moo-stake-a-holy-spud-unwelcome-visitors-and-beer-errors-its-friday-funnies\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A MOO-stake, a Holy Spud, Unwelcome Visitors and Beer-errors &#8211; It&#8217;s Friday Funnies<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"brizy-blank-template.php","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloopers-branding-and-mis-translations","category-newsletter","entry"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21052"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21059,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21052\/revisions\/21059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}