{"id":2352,"date":"2021-07-01T10:54:54","date_gmt":"2021-07-01T18:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=2352"},"modified":"2021-07-01T10:54:54","modified_gmt":"2021-07-01T18:54:54","slug":"friday-funnies-independence-day-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/friday-funnies-independence-day-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funnies – Independence Day Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A very happy 4th of July Weekend to all!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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With the pandemic slowly receding into our rear-view mirrors, it’s time to look forward and celebrate the birth of this Nation and the possibilities for better days ahead! \u00a0Better days that don’t include miscues like the following…<\/p>\n

\"\"Fortunately, such laws don’t apply in the United States… do they?<\/p>\n

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Those Parks & Rec’s folks do a great job maintaining Jeffrey Dahmer Park.<\/p>\n

\"\"The pandemic is over but I guess some of the rules are still in place.<\/p>\n

\"\"How many wags of the tail before detonation?<\/p>\n

If you don’t want your business opportunities to blow up, make sure that you use a professional language services firm for all your translation and interpreter needs. \u00a0Mistranslations may make funny city park or bakery signs but are a disaster when it comes to your organization. \u00a0Don’t trust your business to some free online tool or app. \u00a0Put our 30+ years of\u00a0premium translation services\u00a0<\/a>to work for you in your documents, websites, videos and interpreter projects. At Auerbach International, we get your business communications right the first time, every time, guaranteed.<\/p>\n

From the Auerbach International team, enjoy a safe and fun 4th of July!<\/p>\n

Chris
\nChris Hempel
\nDirector of Client Success
\nAuerbach International
\n415-592-0042 X125
\n818-445-4451 (mobile)
\nchris@auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nwww.auerbach-intl.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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