{"id":2402,"date":"2020-06-17T11:45:16","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T19:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=2402"},"modified":"2020-06-17T11:45:16","modified_gmt":"2020-06-17T19:45:16","slug":"a-pool-a-vacuum-cleaner-and-a-dentist-no-way-to-run-a-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/a-pool-a-vacuum-cleaner-and-a-dentist-no-way-to-run-a-business\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pool, a Vacuum Cleaner and a Dentist &#8211; No Way to Run a Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<style>\/*! elementor - v3.8.0 - 30-10-2022 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1023\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/auerbach-intl-blog.jpg\" alt=\"auerbach intl blog\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/auerbach-intl-blog.jpg 1023w, https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1_auerbach-intl-blog-300x147.jpg 300w, https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1_auerbach-intl-blog-768x375.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1023px) 100vw, 1023px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s time, once again, for the Auerbach International tour of \u201cTwisted Translations\u201d!<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Every kid&#8217;s dream come true &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Auerbach31.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"605\" height=\"446\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cold water isn\u2019t the only shocking type of shower\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Auerbach32.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"605\" height=\"558\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019ll bet they don\u2019t take my dental insurance\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Auerbach33.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"605\" height=\"448\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Twisted translations like these provide us with a good laugh\u2026 unless your company happened to make a similar mistake communicating to your global or multilingual customers.\u00a0\u00a0A small mistake can easily turn into a business nightmare, destroying profits and reputations.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At Auerbach International, we\u2019ve spent the last three decades making certain our clients\u2019 communications are clear, correct and culturally accurate. 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Every kid&#8217;s dream come true &#8230; Cold water isn\u2019t the only shocking type of shower\u2026 I\u2019ll bet they don\u2019t take my dental insurance\u2026 Twisted translations like these provide us with a good laugh\u2026 unless your company happened to make a similar mistake communicating&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/a-pool-a-vacuum-cleaner-and-a-dentist-no-way-to-run-a-business\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Pool, a Vacuum Cleaner and a Dentist &#8211; No Way to Run a Business<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4076,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"elementor_theme","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-newsletter","post_format-post-format-video","entry"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}