{"id":3000,"date":"2022-04-08T16:05:50","date_gmt":"2022-04-09T00:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=3000"},"modified":"2022-04-08T16:05:50","modified_gmt":"2022-04-09T00:05:50","slug":"shoplifting-police-slow-children-and-surprises-april-friday-funnies-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/shoplifting-police-slow-children-and-surprises-april-friday-funnies-is-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoplifting, Police, Slow Children and Surprises – April Friday Funnies is Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"auerbach<\/p>\n

Welcome to April Friday Funnies!<\/p>\n

April, when thoughts run to the arrival of warmer weather, budding trees and blooming flowers. In April, we celebrate many things including:<\/p>\n

Foot Health Awareness Month
\nIrritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
\nNational Fresh Celery Month
\nNational Safe Digging Month
\nNational Soft Pretzel Month<\/p>\n

So, without further ado … let the Funnies begin!<\/p>\n

\"\"That’s graduating to an advanced degree!<\/p>\n

\"\"Proactive victims are the best victims.<\/p>\n

\"\"There may be some truth to this sign if you drop “Drive Carefully”!<\/p>\n

\"\"I understand the “slow” part but how are they “dead” and “playing”?<\/p>\n

Every issue of “Funnies” is designed to both tickle the funny bone and drive home the point that translation mistakes can turn into tragic business outcomes. Hiring a qualified, professional language service partner like Auerbach International will ensure that your business communications are correct in word and meaning. At Auerbach International, you’ll receive world class execution with the personal service you deserve. No automated bots or artificial intelligence chats. You’ll deal with real people, professionals at a company who have provided unequaled translation services for over 30 years.<\/p>\n

There are no funny translation errors when it comes to your business. Don’t trust your company’s reputation to a discount translation partner; it could become the most expensive mistake your company could make. Auerbach International<\/a> – Your first partner in accurate communications.<\/p>\n

And don’t miss our new podcast series, Global Gurus: Stories of International Business<\/a>, available on our website and all major podcast platforms including Apple and Spotify. Expert guests sharing wide ranging, global knowledge delivered in a fascinating, entertaining and spirited manner!<\/p>\n

Chris Hempel
\nDirector of Client Success
\nAuerbach International
\nwww.auerbach-intl.com
\nchris@auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nPhone: 415-592-0042 x125
\nMobile: 818-445-4451<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Welcome to April Friday Funnies! April, when thoughts run to the arrival of warmer weather, budding trees and blooming flowers. In April, we celebrate many things including: Foot Health Awareness Month Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month National Fresh Celery Month National Safe Digging Month National Soft Pretzel Month So, without further ado … let the… Continue reading Shoplifting, Police, Slow Children and Surprises – April Friday Funnies is Here!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4076,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-newsletter","entry"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}