{"id":9050,"date":"2022-12-09T19:57:17","date_gmt":"2022-12-10T00:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/?p=9050"},"modified":"2022-12-09T19:57:17","modified_gmt":"2022-12-10T00:57:17","slug":"a-krampus-ho-ho-hos-and-no-no-nos-the-december-friday-funnies-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auerbach-intl.com\/staging\/a-krampus-ho-ho-hos-and-no-no-nos-the-december-friday-funnies-is-here\/","title":{"rendered":"A Krampus, Ho, Ho, Ho’s and No, No, No’s – the December Friday Funnies is here"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful!<\/h5>\n

December is here and 2022 is rapidly coming to a close. ‘Tis the season to get together with family and friends and share food, festivities and fraternity. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or \u014cmisoka, December is a time of sharing and charity toward all. It’s a month dominated by images of a jolly old elf, decorated Christmas trees and houses lit brightly in holiday celebration. December is a month of joy and excitement as we embrace EVERY important day of the month including:<\/p>\n

National Ding-a-Ling Day<\/strong>
\nBathtub Party Day<\/strong>
\nPut on your own Shoes Day<\/strong>
\nInternational Monkey Day<\/strong><\/p>\n

And let’s not forget the likes of National Bicarbonate of Soda Day<\/strong> or National Flashlight Day<\/strong> as we march toward 2023! Gingerbread houses, candy canes, latkes, gelt, toshikoshi-udon, spoon bread and plantains mark this season of joy for all these holidays we celebrate. What you won’t celebrate is cultural gaffs your organization may make if you don’t use a professional translation service. Only Auerbach International<\/a> can guarantee that your message is both grammatically correct and culturally appropriate. Believe us, you don’t want to wish your Austrian customers a happy Christmas visit from the Krampus!<\/p>\n

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Take a break from trimming your tree, setting up your Menorah or Mishumaa Saba and let’s take a snowy, Currier and Ives stroll through this holiday edition of Friday Funnies!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“Cute Doll”? “Children’s Partner”? “Inflatable Elderly”? No-No-No!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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NO-NO-NO!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This is the PERFECT holiday prescription!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This one, not so much.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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For those who follow the last instruction.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Which leads to this result!<\/strong><\/p>\n

And finally …<\/p>\n

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This is where you end up if you over-indulge during these final, halcyon days of the year. We all know that “Iced snow wants to contact with you over here” if you’ve spent too much time..<\/strong><\/p>\n

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over there!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Everyone at Auerbach International wishes you and yours a very merry, safe and joyous December. During this time when we can all get caught up in the demands of the holidays, take a moment to share a smile, a kind word or deed with those who are less fortunate. When all the excitement of the season ends, the things of real value that remain are the small acts of kindness we have passed on to those who needed and appreciated them the most. Happiest of holidays to all!<\/p>\n

Chris Hempel
\nDirector of Client Success
\nwww.auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nchris@auerbach-intl.com<\/a>
\nphone: 415-592-0042 X125
\nmobile: 818-445-4451<\/p>\n

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