Strange sauce, strange children, strange diners and strange activities … it’s Friday Funnies

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April brings a renewed sense of possibility—a time to reenergize your messaging and connect with audiences in meaningful ways. As ideas take shape and initiatives move forward, clear and compelling communication becomes more important than ever.

Whether you’re unveiling something new or strengthening existing relationships, the way your message is delivered can make all the difference. That’s where Auerbach International
comes in. We go beyond word-for-word translation, adapting your content so it feels natural, relevant, and engaging in every language.

Here are some translation examples that feel anything but natural, relevant or engaging:  

 

 

I've heard of shoes and shirts required but this is a little excessive.

That's one unique type of child.

Finally a place for Pising and Kaking!

This has to be against the law or at least against culinary traditions! 

Unlike the translators used by the above businesses, our linguists combine cultural insight with industry expertise to ensure your voice remains consistent and impactful across global markets. The result is communication that not only reaches your audience—but resonates with them.

 
When you partner with us, you can trust that every detail is handled with care and precision. From first impression to final delivery, your message is designed to connect, inspire, and drive results.
 
Request your free project quote today.
 
One last comment from the late Buddy Hackett: "As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

Best ~

Chris Hempel
Director of Client Success
www.auerbach-intl.com
chris@auerbach-intl.com
phone 415-592-0042 X125
mobile 818-445-4451

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