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A Laugh during this Challenging Holiday Season!
Holiday Greetings to All! I hope this finds you free of Covid and able to enjoy some of the traditional elements of the holidays.  Whether it’s celebrating 8 nights of Zoomed Hanukkah, Christmas caroling (masked and socially distanced) or enjoying a Kwanzaa feast with your household family members, this diminished season is one that, with… Continue reading A Laugh during this Challenging Holiday Season!
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A language lesson from Mazda
Happy February! It's time for a funny lesson… Imagine that you run Mazda and have a new car for export.  The Laputa is a proven success in Japan.  It’s safe, reliable, comfortable, inexpensive and is a high mileage vehicle – sure to be a hit overseas.   You run a huge advertising campaign to introduce the Laputa… Continue reading A language lesson from Mazda
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April Friday Funnies – Ask for Bottled Water
Welcome to the April edition of Friday Funnies, Auerbach International's monthly presentation of the humorous but critical foibles of amateur translations and interpreters. Enjoy! A sign outside of a Paris dress shop read, “Dresses for street walking.” A New Zealand restaurant announced its aggressive schedule, “Open seven days a week, and weekends too.” Former President… Continue reading April Friday Funnies – Ask for Bottled Water

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